mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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