hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
you never un-have a 4some
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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