Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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