The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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