Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
wow bdsm is so cute
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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