are you still at the devil's house?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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