capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I love you.
Bad choice
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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