I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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