I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She needs sedatives and a leash
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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