oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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