yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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