He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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