Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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