And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
