Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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