Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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