I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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