me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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