This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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