I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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