Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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