bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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