Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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