Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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