I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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