If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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