He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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