Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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