I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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