We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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