They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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