Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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