I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Its about making memories worth repressing
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Terrible idea I love it
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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