I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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