Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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