I'll bet she douches with gravy.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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