did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?