I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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