My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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