exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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