So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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