Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
smell my finger.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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