i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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