Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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