The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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