I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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