i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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