This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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