I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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