Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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