K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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