i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
handjob tips. give me some.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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