I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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