Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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