This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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