Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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