we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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