It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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