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i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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